1.In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
2.If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
3.Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
4. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
5.Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
6. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
7. Ask people what gender they are.
8. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles.